REMEMBER THE PILGRIMS!
REMEMBER THE PILGRIMS! Five hundred years ago, the Pilgrims braved the icy Atlantic and came to America. Side bar, they passed the sinking Titanic on the way. Once they discovered America, the Pilgrims met Indians and taught the Indys how to plant corn and survive in the harsh climates of North America. That first November, they had a harvest party and invited the Indians too. But, the Indians just wanted to sell the proceeds of the harvest to the French. They told the Pilgrims that they could make so much money. But, the Pilgrims said no. They said that family, friends, camaraderie, and partying were too important. So, they continued with their plans to have the best harvest party of the century. They told the Indians that they could still come, and that they weren’t too offended by their commercialist interests. The Indians went to the party and had their faces melted off by how awesome it was. They told the Pilgrims, “Thanks for giving us awesome party to go to white man,” ...